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Friday 09-05-2008 10:47am ET
Click Here for talking cats. C'mon you know you wanna!  Click Here Cat massage Click Here New jeans for guys! Click Here Men invented EVERYTHING! Click Here Apparently this guy is a lover not a fighter! Seeing Celebrities Without Makeup makes ME feel better about MYSELF! CLICK so you can feel better too! It's come to my attention that apparently I'm the ONLY ONE without a picture gallery of pretty women! Not intentional, I assure you! Here ya go: Ok, this isn't a video, but it IS mindless fun! Stressed? CLICK HERE to release the stress! Older videos on the "Video Archive" pages below and on the next page.
"To Shave, or Not To Shave".... That IS the Question!
Friday 09-05-2008 2:36pm ET
Everyone talks about women shaving "certain" parts of their bodies, but I think it's time we address the shaving habits of MEN!
So.... Men.... Do you shave "down there"?
Here are a few things to consider about shaving your privates: Cleanliness.
Novelty.
It's more inviting.
A shaved Scrotum is much appreciated by the opposite sex.
It's healthier. "Critters" will have no place to hide.
Have HER do it for you! How romantic!
It makes you look HUGE down there!
Time to fess up! Take my poll:
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Poll: Do You Shave DOWN THERE *****end poll***** Chatting with Rock Stars, etc.
Wednesday 08-27-2008 5:46pm ET
  Zebra's Randy Jackson  Click Here Part 1 Click Here Part 2 - Talks about Katrina / state of Radio today. Click Here Part 3 - An Aerosmith story! Ted Nugent Bass player/singer Greg SmithClick Here Part 1 Tantric and Fosterchild in ZZO Studio Click Here Part 1 Theory of a Deadman's Tyler Connolly in ZZO Studio Click Here Part 1 - It's all about being silly! Shinedown's Brent Smith in ZZO Studio Click Here Part 1 - Writing the album and getting clean Click Here Part 2 - Politics - Oh my! Click Here Part 3 - A LOVE song? No~ Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx Click Here Part 1 Click Here Part 2 Mark Slaughter of Slaughter and Scrap Metal Click Here Part 1 - Rock 'N Roll Fantasy Camp Click Here Part 2 - Slaughter and Scrap Metal and things Mark likes Click Here Jani Lane of Warrant Find more interviews on my archive page below on the left.
Is Sex Necessary?
Wednesday 09-03-2008 9:38pm ET
YOU BET IT IS! The other day, The Bearman and Keith talked an article that appeared on Forbes.com correlating overall good health with sexual frequency. Having sex even a few times a week has an associative or casual relationship with the following (I know, big words for a little girl like me!): Improved sense of smell Reduced risk of heart disease Weight loss, overall fitness Reduced depression Pain-relief Less frequent colds and flu Better Bladder control Better teeth A happier prostate (what?)
I could bore you with who conducted the study, the persons that were a part of it, the length of time they were studied, yadda, yadda, yadda....
But I know you'd rather me tell you to:
GO HAVE SEX NOW!Hangovers 101 - Today's Lesson, kids!
Tuesday 09-02-2008 2:28pm ET
The holiday weekend is over! Did you have a bit too much of the Jesus Juice? Here's a few things to keep in mind about HANGOVERS:
Here's how to avoid one
Your choice of drinks is important. Drinks with high sugar content or sulfites (like wine) could make things much worse the next morning.
Stick with one drink the entire night. Your stomach will thank you for it in the morning!
Drink water while you are out. Dehydration is what causes that pounding headache we all hate.
When you make it back home, drink a big glass of water or two. Stay away from Tylenol since it's hard on your already over-worked stomach. A multivitamin will probably do you some good.
So, you didn't listen and it's the morning after and you're sick. Tips:
Stay away from coffee or Tylenol. To relieve that pounding headache, take a few aspirin and drink more water.
AND I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.... IT ACTUALLY SAYS:
If you're feeling nauseous, DON'T GO TO WORK!! Lie if you have to, say you have a flu, since your body is filled with toxins and will take some time to recover.
When you can finally eat, something full of vitamins will work wonders. Some people have luck with fattier foods like hamburgers to help replace nutrients and settle the stomach.
Hey, here's an idea.... why don't you THINK before you chug down the hooch like a pledge having his first drink????
Your friend,
Two-Beer Tori
Funniest cell phone message I've ever heard!
Tuesday 08-26-2008 2:18pm ET
This is an ACTUAL message that was left on the cell phone of a friend of mine.
I laughed so hard I almost wet myself! Enjoy!  Click Here Telemarketing at it's best!
My favorite web sites
Tuesday 08-26-2008 2:43pm ET
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Tuesday 09-02-2008 11:26am ET
Click Here Mohammed Brand Condoms. Click Here Gun Control. Don't mess with THIS lady! Click Here Beat That Ass School. Click Here Can Crushing fun! Click Here How to light a fire. Actually something USEFUL! A kitty with 4 ears!
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